Here you go, friends

I'm a week late posting this but this is the best part of this digital short. Which also features probably one of the most committed man-to-man kisses of television history.

By the way, www.hulu.com also has full length movies including Point Break. I like how that's my first example of what's included.

Oh, here's something...

Here's my performance from Rooftop's College Comedy Competition. I came in 2nd. BUT I AM STILL IN IT! April 15th, my friends. Don't worry I will supply you with visual gifts with other great comedians in return for you kindness and time you spend voting.

She & Him - Volume One Is Amazing

Go out or stay in and buy off a music downloading site the album "She & Him - Vol.1" by Zooey Deschanel and M. Ward. Some may already know how I feel about Zooey and how her voice puts my mind into a coma. Yes, my mind. Because the rest of my body is too busy moving to the music.

It's finally time for me to go to sleep and dream about owning an iPhone. Although, in my dream "iPhone" is just the name of the world's most realistic Dracula costume.

I Hate You, Chuck Klosterman

I hate Chuck Klosterman. I was recommended his book "Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs" and the entire first chapter is how John Cusack and movies like Say Anything have made people delusional about what love really is and HE'S RIGHT! What an asshole. This quote is going to be running through my head for the rest of my life. It's about Woody Allen..."He makes people assume there is something profound about having a relationship based on witty conversation and intellectual discourse." Chuck Klosterman, I hope you google yourself and stumble upon this entry and read it and know how much you ruined every conversation I ever have with someone of the opposite sex. Also, is it sad that I've only read the first chapter of your book? I may hate you even more for being right about more in the next couple days.

Isn't it so cool how I praise this guy by saying he's an asshole. I'm the real asshole.

I just sat on my glasses...

I'm a fucking asshole idiot.

2008 Rooftopcomedy.com's National College Comedy Competition - Vote for me!

I completely forgot to mention this when it happened but good news, ladies and gents. I recently competed in Rooftopcomedy.com’s competition for the funniest college comedian and I advanced to the next round as a runner-up. As a runner-up, I can be voted into the finals and then go up against the other finalists to win a trip to Aspen, Co to perform for some industry types who will be sure to fill me with false hopes. Soon I will be letting everyone know how they can vote. All I know at the moment is that voting starts on April 15. I will also be having some special videos coming out with some of Chicago’s best performers that I’m really excited to show. So be on the lookout, folks.